Eighteen stories, free to read.

Brooklyn memories, Castle Diner pieces, satire, memoir-inspired fiction, and dark comic turns from JK Savoy.

Hall of Poetic Justice

26 min

Broke and crashing on a friend's floor, Kenny digs a thrift-store suit out of the wreckage to bluff his way back into 1974 corporate America.

Somewhere in Brooklyn

Lights Out

23 min

After months sleeping in a commune hallway, Park Slope's scrappiest mover finally lands a place of his own — a converted pantry he calls paradise.

Somewhere in Brooklyn

Remembering Margaret

17 min

Kenny's moving crew babysits a forgetful, fire-prone grande dame through the gutting of Brooklyn's grand Hotel Margaret.

Somewhere in Brooklyn

Brooklynite

3 min

A cab driver's hunch on the Brooklyn Bridge convinces a corporate man to walk away and chase the borough's strange, take-charge magic.

Somewhere in Brooklyn

Us and Them

15 min

Two beat cops wander into a hippie coffee house, accept a free cup, and lose themselves in quadraphonic Pink Floyd.

Somewhere in Brooklyn

When Denim Surrendered to Silk

18 min

From his Prospect Park writing bench, Kenny watches gentrification chain the doors on the Brooklyn that raised him.

Somewhere in Brooklyn

Ball of Deception

25 min

1968, the graveyard shift at a Jersey diner: a young night manager and a decorated WWI vet spar over coffee and the war calling them both.

Night Bird

Poster Boys

24 min

Behind the counter of a 24-hour greasy spoon, a paper-hatted dreamer spins protest-era 45s while a war hero rails at the hippies on his jukebox.

Night Bird

Beyond the Light

21 min

Electrocuted on the toilet, Denis wakes in a cosmic skybox where a booming voice claims to oversee everything that ever was.

And Then There's Lily

A Walk in the Park

21 min

A man frozen by his own overthinking shuffles across Central Park, arguing with the ghosts of mystics and Nietzsche in his head.

And Then There's Lily

Two Guys Meet Up at a Bar

28 min

Soaked in a SoHo thunderstorm and egged on by a philosopher cabbie, a restless rich man resolves to walk away from Manhattan's whole charade.

And Then There's Lily

The Dancing Guppy

29 min

In a theocratic near-future, patrons of a SoHo bar bet on how long a fish lasts in a cocktail — until one skeptic refuses to play along.

And Then There's Lily

The Assman Chronicles

21 min

A coke-fueled, tush-obsessed playboy and his mirror-loving girlfriend break down at a Jersey diner, right before fate lands its one-two punch.

In the Wind

The Paving Cap Theory

21 min

A bestselling loudmouth environmentalist goes live on a friend's vlog — not knowing the scorned host is loading both barrels on air.

In the Wind

On Dasher

21 min

Told by Dasher himself: a jaded reindeer's mutinous account of a boozy Santa and the glowing-nosed runt suddenly leading the team.

Short Stack

Tyranny of the Ellipsis

8 min

A gleefully unhinged polemic that puts the humble '…' on trial as literature's sneakiest little tyrant.

Short Stack

Mutiny on High

22 min

A burned-out flight instructor boards a Miami-bound jet and realizes his worst-ever student might just be in the cockpit.

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Cheap Date

4 min

Two friends argue the perfect record for romance — and a cheapskate's AA-meeting seduction unravels in a skipping, thunderstruck disaster.

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