JK Savoy
Short Stories

Eighteen stories, free to read.

Brooklyn memories, Castle Diner pieces, satire, memoir-inspired fiction, and dark comic turns from JK Savoy.

26 min · Somewhere in Brooklyn

Hall of Poetic Justice

Broke and crashing on a friend's floor, Kenny digs a thrift-store suit out of the wreckage to bluff his way back into 1974 corporate America.

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23 min · Somewhere in Brooklyn

Lights Out

After months sleeping in a commune hallway, Park Slope's scrappiest mover finally lands a place of his own — a converted pantry he calls paradise.

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17 min · Somewhere in Brooklyn

Remembering Margaret

Kenny's moving crew babysits a forgetful, fire-prone grande dame through the gutting of Brooklyn's grand Hotel Margaret.

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3 min · Somewhere in Brooklyn

Brooklynite

A cab driver's hunch on the Brooklyn Bridge convinces a corporate man to walk away and chase the borough's strange, take-charge magic.

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15 min · Somewhere in Brooklyn

Us and Them

Two beat cops wander into a hippie coffee house, accept a free cup, and lose themselves in quadraphonic Pink Floyd.

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18 min · Somewhere in Brooklyn

When Denim Surrendered to Silk

From his Prospect Park writing bench, Kenny watches gentrification chain the doors on the Brooklyn that raised him.

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25 min · Night Bird

Ball of Deception

1968, the graveyard shift at a Jersey diner: a young night manager and a decorated WWI vet spar over coffee and the war calling them both.

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24 min · Night Bird

Poster Boys

Behind the counter of a 24-hour greasy spoon, a paper-hatted dreamer spins protest-era 45s while a war hero rails at the hippies on his jukebox.

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21 min · And Then There's Lily

Beyond the Light

Electrocuted on the toilet, Denis wakes in a cosmic skybox where a booming voice claims to oversee everything that ever was.

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21 min · And Then There's Lily

A Walk in the Park

A man frozen by his own overthinking shuffles across Central Park, arguing with the ghosts of mystics and Nietzsche in his head.

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28 min · And Then There's Lily

Two Guys Meet Up at a Bar

Soaked in a SoHo thunderstorm and egged on by a philosopher cabbie, a restless rich man resolves to walk away from Manhattan's whole charade.

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29 min · And Then There's Lily

The Dancing Guppy

In a theocratic near-future, patrons of a SoHo bar bet on how long a fish lasts in a cocktail — until one skeptic refuses to play along.

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21 min · In the Wind

The Assman Chronicles

A coke-fueled, tush-obsessed playboy and his mirror-loving girlfriend break down at a Jersey diner, right before fate lands its one-two punch.

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21 min · In the Wind

The Paving Cap Theory

A bestselling loudmouth environmentalist goes live on a friend's vlog — not knowing the scorned host is loading both barrels on air.

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21 min · Short Stack

On Dasher

Told by Dasher himself: a jaded reindeer's mutinous account of a boozy Santa and the glowing-nosed runt suddenly leading the team.

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8 min · Short Stack

Tyranny of the Ellipsis

A gleefully unhinged polemic that puts the humble '…' on trial as literature's sneakiest little tyrant.

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22 min · Short Stack

Mutiny on High

A burned-out flight instructor boards a Miami-bound jet and realizes his worst-ever student might just be in the cockpit.

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4 min · Short Stack

Cheap Date

Two friends argue the perfect record for romance — and a cheapskate's AA-meeting seduction unravels in a skipping, thunderstruck disaster.

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